Julian is paid 10$ an hour to walk dogs and clean a guesthouse. However easy that may seem, all is not perfect beneath the hermetic-looking exterior.
Today, as Julian was doing his daily routine, his canine friend decided to take a dump. And so, holding himself responsible to do what every dog owner (temporary or not) should do, Julian bagged the stool and went on his merry way, leash in hand.
However, my dog shit story ends not here!
For, you see, the dog had defecated in front of someone's lawn!
"But Sean," you may ask, "In front of the lawn? Not on the lawn?"
"Correct!" I would earnestly respond. "On the street in front of the lawn which is in front of the house!"
No big deal, one would assume, especially since Julian picked up the shit. But one would assume wrongly! For, you see, the man who owned that house was watching! And, after said man made a quick inspection of the spot the shit was, and found it not clean enough to his liking, the man furiously dialed the number of Julian's boss, and complained, threatening to call the police if such a thing were to happen again! And the boss came down upon Julian with the fury of a thousand suns.
Long story short, Julian got scolded for not picking shit properly enough. This is why Japan is clean.
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